Could It Be That It Was All So Simple Then?

Tim was an acquaintance-friend, not quite in my circle, but dating one of my best friends. He was cute, bright, & talented. I knew him for a while before we had a long-ish conversation where I discovered that his father was the esteemed & popular big band leader & arranger- Paul Weston & his mother was the beautiful Jo Stafford, one of the great jazz singers of the 1940s & 50s, with a pure & understated voice.

I was, & remain, a huge fan of Jo Stafford’s & I think Tim was taken aback a bit when I gushed. I actually dragged him back to my apartment to show him my collection of LPs of his parents’ music.


He was kind enough to invite me over to the house in Beverly Hills. He owed me nothing & we were not really close. It was a lovely gesture. I brought one album for Jo Stafford to sign. She was very lovely & quite funny. She & her husband had a great act throughout the 1950s, as Jonathan & Darlene Edwards, a bad lounge act. Stafford, as Darlene, would sing off-key in a high pitched voice; Weston, as Jonathan, played an untuned piano off key & with bizarre rhythms. They won a Grammy in 1961 for Best Comedy Album for Jo Stafford & Paul Weston Present: The Song Stylings of Jonathan & Darlene Edwards, on which the pair intentionally butchered some of the best popular music. The couple continued to release Jonathan & Darlene albums for several years, and in 1977 released a final single, a cover of The Bee Gees' Stayin' Alive with I Am Woman on the flip side. A very funny couple.

During my short visit with the Westons, their neighbors from behind their Beverly Hills house dropped by to talk about what to wear to the Academy Awards the following week. This handsome couple were nominated for an Oscar for Best Song, for a little number that they called- The Way We Were, sung by their good friend Barbra Streisand who was also nominated for Best Actress. I was just a little starstruck, but I was able to tell Marilyn & Alan Bergman that I would be seeing them at the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion the following Monday (the awards were held on Mondays then, the day that theatres were traditionally dark, I guess so actors in Broadway or touring shows could attend).


My good school chum & fellow actor in the theatre program- Gina had offered me a ticket. Her father- Arthur Piantadosi was Secretary of the Academy that year & a 7 time nominee (he became an Oscar winner, for Best Sound for All The Presidents Men). They were not attending the awards & had a single ticket up for grabs. I wore my tux from Private Lives, which was still in production at the time. I was frantic about getting some makeup stains off the white dinner jacket. I got myself to the Chandler Pavilion, parking a mile away, & I was seated a row away from Paul & Linda McCartney & Paul Newman & Joanne Woodward (who was nominated). The nominees that year:




Best Picture:
THE STING, American Graffiti, Cries & Whispers, The Exorcist, A Touch of Class


Actor:
JACK LEMMON in Save the Tiger, Marlon Brando in Last Tango in Paris, Jack Nicholson in The Last Detail, Al Pacino in Serpico, Robert Redford in The Sting


Actress:
GLENDA JACKSON in A Touch of Class, Ellen Burstyn in The Exorcist, Marsha Mason in Cinderella Liberty, Barbra Streisand in The Way We Were, Joanne Woodward in Summer Wishes, Winter Dreams


Supporting Actor:
JOHN HOUSEMAN in The Paper Chase, Vincent Gardenia in Bang the Drum Slowly, Jack Gilford in Save the Tiger, Jason Miller in The Exorcist, Randy Quaid in The Last Detail


Supporting Actress:
TATUM O'NEAL in Paper Moon, Linda Blair in The Exorcist, Candy Clark in American Graffiti, Madeline Kahn in Paper Moon, Sylvia Sidney in Summer Wishes, Winter Dreams


Director:
GEORGE ROY HILL for The Sting, Ingmar Bergman for Cries & Whispers, Bernardo Bertolucci for Last Tango in Paris, William Friedkin for The Exorcist, George Lucas for American Graffiti

My new good close personal friends- The Bergmans did win that night.  I deeply wanted Streisand to win. I still love The Way Were  & the moment where Barbra moves a lock of Robert Redford's blond hair with her gloved hand still destroys me. Babs lost to Glenda Jackson in a stunning upset. I still have my ticket/pass to the ceremony.

Jo Stafford left us in 2008. The Bergmans continue to work. I have watched the Oscar Ceremony on TV since I was 5 years old. I used to hold up a big brass candlestick & practice my acceptance speech in the bathroom mirror: " I thank no one for this award. I did it all myself with talent & gumption..."

Right Actor/Wrong Film... A Meditation On Oscar

The Husband is so kind to DVR shows, even bits & pieces of broadcasts that would be of interest to me. Sadly, I go to sleep quite early 3 nights a week, having to be at work at 4:30am. So, I do marathon catching ups. He has recorded quite a few things I would been sorry to miss: a Robert Rauschenberg bio on PBS, a spectacular concert by Tap Dogs on HBO, A documentary about Jerome Robbins, male prostitutes on Oprah,The Making Of Sweeney Todd, The Kennedy Center Honors, Justin Beiber in concert on the Today Show…



This week the Husband captured Colin Firth on Inside The Actors Studio with the always zany James Lipton. I am a very big fan of Mr. Firth’s work going all the way back to Apartment Zero in 1988 (note to self: revisit this film), & he was the best Mr. D'Arcy ever. I was struck by Firth's smarts, skill, sagacity, & striking storytelling as he bounced answers off the waxen Mr. Lipton’s queries.

Reflecting on his sure win at the Academy Awards in 2 weeks, & couldn’t stop myself from noting that he is just one actor in a long tradition of giving the right actor their due for the wrong role. I feel that Firth should have won last year for his restrained work in the brilliant A Single Man. I loved The King’s Speech; I give it a great big strong B+ on The Steve Report Card, & his performance is honest & heartfelt, but what he accomplished in the quite moments of A Single Man deserved an Oscar win. Jeff Bridges won last year, & he probably should win for True Grit this year, but the Oscars have a history of awarding the statue to actors in the wrong film, to make up for past slights & misses.


Katherine Hepburn, who had won a few: "the right actors win Oscars, but for the wrong roles."

The first example of conspicuous compensating voting in Oscar history that I remember, would be Elizabeth Taylor winning her first Oscar for the role as New York call girl who wishes for a better life in Butterfield 8. Her performance never even comes close to matching her nominated role the previous year as the emotionally disturbed Catherine in Suddenly, Last Summer. Butterfield 8 is a trashy movie that needed a trashy performance in the lead. Taylor: "it stinks… I have never seen it & I have no desire to see it." To her lasting credit, she also has publicly stated that she didn’t deserve the award.


Her win was a sympathy vote by the Academy after Taylor had been through a series of personal crises including a near fatal case of pneumonia. Debbie Reynolds, whose husband, Eddie Fisher, had been stolen by Taylor during g the filming of Butterfield 8: “Even I voted for her”. Shirley MacLaine, who was favored to win for The Apartment: “I lost out to a tracheotomy.”


Taylor proved a more worthy recipient when she won another Oscar 6 years later for Martha, in Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?


Bette Davis’s award for her melodramatics in the dreary Dangerous, which has to be seen to be believed, was compensation for Academy’s failing to nominate her then revolutionary turn in Of Human Bondage the year before. 3 years later, they still felt guilty enough to hand her another little gold man for Jezebel. But, 12 years later they’d decided she’d had enough. & denied her the award for her career best as Margo Channing in All About Eve.


Here are some of my favorite Oscar winners that come to mind:


Jack Lemmon wins for Mister Roberts, a smart win for a sly turn by an upcoming talent, but he was looked over when he showed his comic genius in Some like It Hot & The Apartment. The Academy waited for a dramatic vehicle to come along to honor him again, but not quality The Days of Wine & Roses but the dreary Save the Tiger, a film & performance remembered & revered by precisely nobody. Had they known Missing & The China Syndrome were still to come, they might have contained themselves.


Judi Dench: “I should only get a little bit of him!” After winning her fun & flashy, incidental 8 minute cameo as Elizabeth I in one of my favorire films, the 1998 Oscar winner- Shakespeare In Love, Dench was responding with modesty. The award was the Academy’s response to a widespread belief that she was robbed the previous year, when her performance as that other Queen- Victoria, in Mrs. Brown began her late in career Oscar run. 8 years later, she deserved it for the nasty little Notes on a Scandal, but having rewarded her already, the Academy opted again for British monarchy, & Helen Mirren’s Elizabeth II in The Queen.


Kate Winslet won for The Reader when should have won for Titanic or Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind. This is the classic case of the make up award. I’m not certain that everyone would agree she was most deserving of the award for Little Children. I’ve heard great things about her performance in Revolutionary Road. Sometimes the Academy gives the award because it is about time.


James Stewart won for The Philadelphia Story & he should have won for Mr. Smith Goes To Washington. The Philadelphia Story is an ensemble piece with great performances by the entire cast, but Stewart’s monologue in Mr. Smith Goes To Washington should have by itself won him the Oscar. It’s not a movie that I really liked all that much but Stewart was the reason I kept watching. It is comparable to Gregory Peck’s work in To Kill a Mockingbird.


Paul Newman won for The Color of Money & should have won for just about anything else, but certainly for The Hustler. Another make-up Oscar, for sure. The Academy practically admitted they were wrong in 1961 7 gave him the Best Actor award even when he was the supporting character to Tom Cruise’s leading role. Newman was worthy of Oscars all throughout his career: Cat On A Hot Tin Roof, Hud, Cool Hand Luke & The Verdict. He wasn’t nominated for Butch Cassidy & Sundance Kid or The Sting.


Marlon Brando in A Streetcar Named Desire gave an iconic stage performance that translated well to the screen. Brando brought a new kind of passion & strength to films & an anti-establishment mystique to Hollywood. They didn't like him for it & the Oscar went to Jose Ferrer for the title for the stagy Cyrano de Bergerac. Of course Brando got his Oscar later for On The Waterfront, & then he won again for his creation of The Godfather. I think he was robbed of a nomination for his paraody of his Godfather role in the very funny 1990 film- The Freshman with Matthew Broderick.


I will never forget thestunning impact his performance as Ratso Rizzo in Midnight Cowboy gave me at 15 years old. But in 1969, Dustin Hoffman lost the statue to the sentimental favorite John Wayne for True Grit. The Academy gave him a consolation Oscar for Kramer vs.Kramer which was a OK film made better by Meyrl Streep. Of course, Hoffman is interesting in almost anything & he won again for work as an autistic man in Rain Man, because the Academy loves to reward actors for playing a character with any kind of handicap or disease. 


Al Pacino loves to chew the scenery & there are times he is transcendent. He's been nominated for a bunch of performances in leading actor & supporting roles. So did he win for his memorable roles in Dog Day Afternoon, The Godfather or Serpico? No, it was for that schmaltzy performance as a blind military man in the stupid Scent of a Woman. He was brilliant in Glengarry Glen Ross & nominated for best supporting actor for that role in the same year of 1993. But he was competing against himself so they gave him the Oscar for best actor although it was a lesser role.


John Wayne won his Oscar for playing Rooster Cogburn in True Grit. But it wasn't his best role. He didn’t even receive a nomination for his own favorite role in The Searchers, or for Red River, She Wore A Yellow Ribbon, or my favorite Wayne performance- The Quite Man. If the Academy was feeling sentimental, they also could easily have been considered Wayne for an Oscar in his poignant last film, The Shootist.

Henry Fonda was honored for his role as a creaky, cantankerous husband & father, playing against Katherine Hepburn & his daughter Jane in On Golden Pond. It was his 3rd nomination in an illustrious career, but it certainly was not his best work. Fonda, was equally good in both comedy & drama. His finest roles where characters that represented a “voice of conscience,” like in his 2 previous nominations as the Okie migrant, Tom Joad, in The Grapes of Wrath & as 12 Angry Men. An Oscar for either of these  performances would have been more deserved.

Katherine Hepburn won over formidable competition in Anne Bancroft in The Graduate, Faye Dunaway in Bonnie & Clyde, Dame Edith Evans for The Whisperers, & Audrey Hepburn in Wait Until Dark to win her second Oscar as the concerned mother in Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner?, a story of interracial love. It was not the best of her 4 Oscar wins. Her role consists of expressing shock when learning that her daughter’s fiancé is a “Negro” & appearing teary eyed as her husband played by Spencer Tracy delivers the climatic soliloquy on race relations. Why did she win? Like Elizabeth Taylor, it was a "she is owed it" vote. This was Hepburn’s 10th nomination, but she had not won since 1932 for Morning Glory. Hepburn did not win for her superior performances in The Philadelphia Story, The African Queen, or her greatest role as Mary Tyrone in Long Day’s Journey into Night. Hepburn may have won because of her co-star & longtime companion- Spencer Tracy. He was gravely ill during the filming of this movie & died shortly after it wrapped. Many Academy voters feeling that the angst Hepburn showed in the film was actually a reflection of her own inner turmoil.

Meryl Streep has been nominated for an Oscar more than any other actor,16 nominations, but she has not won since 1982 for Sophie's Choice. She is due for a "you-have-waited-too-long" award like Hepburn's. Too bad Julia Child wasn't blind, she could have won last year for her career best- Julie & Julia.

Firth would have my vote to win, but Jeff Bridges probably really should win for True Grit, & Firth should have won for A Single Man. Maybe they can swap Oscars at the Vanity Fair party later that night.

Would you weigh in with your Right Actor/Wrong Film?

& The Actor Goes To... Stephen for Steve:Portrait Of A Slut, The Final Chapter

I love award shows & I remain open to winning any award being handed out from any guild, union or critics’ group. The SAG awards are a favorite. The Screen Actors’ Guild Awards is actors honoring actors while they have been drinking cocktails. The SAG awards are special at Post Apocalyptic Bohemia because I am a voting member of the Guild. It is a bit thrilling to watch the broadcast & know that I played an important role in how things played out with this award show.

I am very shallow. I often vote for who I think is the hottest. By that criteria, I would be handing the Best Film Leading Actor, Male to my current crush: soap opera star, grad student, filmmaker, poet, novelist, actor, lover extraordinary- James Franco. I wanted to vote for Jesse Eisenberg, because to me, that was the performance of the year. Yet, I voted for Colin Firth, who I  admire, & find sexy, because he should have won last year for A Single Man.


Attractive hot actors nominated tonight: Jeremy Renner, the very yummy Mark Ruffalo, Dennis Quaid, Patrick Stewart, Jon Hamm, & Alec Baldwin.

Which gentleman do you vote for as Hottest SAG Man?

The nominees are listed, my vote is in bold. I admit to not seeing every nominee’s work. For instance, I saw none of the nominees for TV Movie Actor, female. I voted for Catherine O’Hara, simply because I like her alot. For TV Series Actor, Male, I was stymied because Portland’s own Ty Burrell of Modern Family is my favorite character on TV right now, but I voted for Chris Colfer from Glee!, because he is, well, Chris Coofer & he is gay. I felt the same way about the super talented Jane Lynch. A vote was cast for Patrick Stewart because I think that he is hot & his vehicle was Shakespeare. My bad.


FILM


Male Actor, Leading


Jeff Bridges, True Grit
Robert Duvall, Get Low
Jesse Eisenberg
Colin Firth, The King’s Speech
James Franco, 127 hours


Female Actor, Leading


Annette Bening, The Kids Are All Right
Nicole Kidman, Rabbit Hole
Jennifer Lawrence, Winter’s Bone
Natalie Portman, Black Swan
Hilary Swank, Conviction


Male Actor, Supporting


Christian Bale, The Fighter
Jon Hawkes, Winter’s Bone
Jeremy Renner, The Town
Mark Ruffalo, The Kids Are All Right
Geoffrey Rush, The King’s Speech


Female Actor, Supporting


Amy Adams, The Fighter
Helena Bonham Carter, The King’s Speech
Mila Kunis, Black Swan
Melissa Leo, The Fighter
Hailey Steinfeld, True Grit


Cast in a Motion Picture


Black Swan
The Fighter
The Kids Are All Right
The King’s Speech
The Social Network


TV


Male Actor, TV Movie or Miniseries


John Goodman, You Don’t Know Jack
Al Pacino, You Don’t Know Jack
Dennis Quaid, The Special Relationship
Edgar Ramirez, Carlos
Patrick Stewart, Macbeth: Great Performances


Female Actor, TV Movie or Miniseries


Claire Danes, Temple Grandin
Catherin O’Hara, Temple Grandin
Julia Ormond, Temple Grandin
Winona Ryder, When Love Is Not Enough
Susan Sarandon, You Don’t Know Jack


Male Actor, Drama Series


Steve Buscemi, Boardwalk Empire
Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad
Michael C. Hall, Dexter
Jon Hamm, Mad Men
Hugh Laurie, House


Female Actor, Drama Series


Glenn Close, Damages
Mariska Hargitay, Law & Order: SVU
Julianna Marguiles, The Good Wife
Elisabeth Moss, Mad Men
Kyra Sedgwick, The Closer


Male Actor, Comedy Series


Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock
Ty Burrell, Modern Family
Steve Carell, The Office
Chris Colfer, Glee
Ed O’Neill, Modern Famil

Female Actor, Comedy Series

Edie Falco, Nurse Jackie
Tina Fey, 30 Rock
Jane Lynch, Glee
Sofia Vergara, Modern Family
Betty White, Hot in Cleveland


Ensemble, Drama Series

Boardwalk Empire
The Closer
Dexter
The Good Wife
Mad Men


Ensemble, Comedy Series


30 Rock
The Office
Glee
Hot in Cleveland
Modern Family